New corruption scandal!
President was invited by toilet attendant to a costless
Dear prepotent newscaster! The 007 actor is called
Daniel Craig, not Daniel CRACK !!! BUHAHAHA
Simply trick: Use a case! But without
Police in Europe has no access to their encrypted data.
Now probably, only the NSA from America can help ;-)
The head of a political party claims on TV
wisdom from his staff!
Pity that he has to claim for wisdom! :-D
No, sorry, mistake by us! He claims wisdom just
from the new Minister of Finance!
World Cup Brazil 2014: Suarez bites
his way into the last sixteen ;-)
Facebook: "What are you doing?"
Me: "I read your, what are you doing?"
Hammer Hummer !!!
Tony Stark is so smart! The Iron
Man helmet doesn't destroy his hairstyle!
Youtube Video: The comment by government on spy crisis
to the world!
I think the state goes crazy! First I shall buy the
grass and the state earns himself richy rich stupid on
my paid taxes! And then I shall die on cancer by
smoking, hopefully very early, that the state gets my
whole pension! And then, because smoking pot makes my
brain dumb like alcohol, I shall consume and be quiet on
the states again and again produced dump, like a sheep
on the grass - baa! Not really, huh!? Dear state, bite
me! You can take your stupid drugs and put it in your
reporter with T-Shirt in snow!
MAXIM voted Eva Longoria to 'women of the year':
"I don't like Eva Longoria, because she said, she comes to
the AIDS Lifeball in Vienna/Austria,
but she didn't come. She prefered to make party and go
Now, after playing in Desperate Houswives, she makes in
Europe advertisement for cat food ...
Yes indeed, she is really a woman of the year ...
Grub eats laughing baby! Video
18/01: Unbelievable! Rating agency Standfarts & Pures
14/01: Unbelievable! Rating agency Standfarts & Pures
downgrades Rating agency Mookies & Fits!
13/01: Unbelievable! Rating agency Standfarts & Pures
an AAA+++ and the roman One too!
"I pay no green power levy, I just take the power from my
"I'm going to fly into outer space too, but I buyed a
one-way ticket, so I saved 50%!"
joke: "Catch me if you can!" Video
My grandma is so funny! She said: "I might now be so
pretty good in grave and worms would peacefully nibbling
This weekend was no chance to escape the monkey business!
On Program1 was "Planet of the Apes" and on Program2 was
the government election ;-)
Youtube-Video: Windows 8 - a colored wall :-D
Too much Porn
NSA-PRISM: "AGETI2947ZUHABO24WAQUEGTHO497320" ;-)
The regulation to pick up the excrements from the dog
makes an impact: People buy more small dogs. Shure, they
poo smaller :-D
"Wow! That's great! Oh no! I, I get a heart attacjv3ws
Youtube-Video Wild Group Sex released from 0 years
doggy-style: Dog shoots man in buttocks
Do you want to have a violet!
MEGA, SUPER, HAMMER, WOW BUHAHAHA
Champions League Final 2015:
Dear Juventus FC don't foul Suarez or he bites you
To be thinking
"I think, therefore ..."
"You think too much!"